Step into a hilariously anachronistic medieval world where parking tickets apply to horses, and your personal radio is a sweaty bard who changes tunes on demand – or when punched! As The Guy, prepare for a destiny filled with bizarre quests and glorious mayhem.

Carve your path through a world dripping with irreverence. Dive into ridiculous missions, 'borrow' horses with a wicked grin, and face off against knights fresh out of jousting academy. Rustler lets you wreak havoc in villages and cities, whether on foot or horseback.

Rustler's standout features include:

• Classic top-down action meets Monty Python-inspired lunacy – think Holy Hand Grenades and killer rabbit encounters.
• Wield everything from swords to farm animals; because nothing says medieval combat like a well-aimed cow.
• The world is a treasure trove of anachronisms and pop culture nods, from round-Earthers to medieval martial arts.

Ready to embrace your inner medieval thug? Mount your steed in Rustler and unleash chaos in the ultimate Grand Theft Horse adventure!